Did you like that clever play on “trial” and “separation?” As in “separation of church and state?”
No? Oh.
Anyway, this week UC Berkeley will be taken to court over a webpage they host that provides resources to teachers of evolution. According to the Pacific Justice Institute, this website contains an egregious crime against the secular government guaranteed by the Constitution, an unspeakable assault on the Wall of Separation erected by the great Thomas Jefferson.
The crime?
They said that most religions don’t have a problem with evolution.
Allusions of Grandeur 